domenica 1 giugno 2014

Dandies nobody' perfect

OSGOOD: I called Mama. She was so happy she
cried. She wants you have her wedding gown. It's
white lace.

JERRY-DAPHNE: Yeah, Osgood. I can't fet married
in your mother'dress. That-she and I, we are not
built the same way.

OSGOOD: We can have it alternative.

JERRY-DAPHNE: Oh no you don't! Osgood, I'm gonna
level with you. We can't get married at all.

OSGOOD: Why not?

JERRY-DAPHNE: Well. In first place, I'm not a natural blonde.

OSGOOD: Doesn't matter.

JERRY-DAPHNE: I smoke, I smoke all time.

OSGOOD: I don't care.

JERRY-DAPHNE: Well, I have a terribile past. For
three years now, I've been living with a
saxophone player.

OSGOOD: I forgive you.

JERRY-DAPHNE: I can never children!

OSGOOD (unperturbed): We can adopt some.

JERRY-DAPHNE (exsasperated): You don' understand Osgood!
(changing to manly voice) I'm A MAN.

OSGOOD (unruffled and still in love): Well, nobody' perfect.